The Lesbian A to Z

Us lesbians would probably be the first to admit that some stereotypes are there for a reason...because they are all too true. Being friends with your girlfriends ex, moving in after knowing each other for just 3 months, having a huge collection of sex toys in a box under the bed. Heres the expansive A-Z guide to lesbians.

A

A is for Anal Play, Adopting Animals & People, Adidas, Armpit Hair, Art projects, Avril Lavigne, Anal Beads.

B

B is for Bondage, Baba Ghanoush, Bean Dip, Birkenstocks, Book Shops, Bisexuals, Butt Plugs.

C

C is for Clitoral Stimulation, Coming Out, Cats, Cara Delavigne, Crafting, Coffee, Cynthia Nixon.

D

D is for Double Ended Dildos, DIY Projects, Drunk Texting Your Ex, Dogs, Dungarees.

E

E is for Ellen Page, Ellen (Original), Other girls called Ellen, Eco-Friendly Living.

F

F is for Fingers, Finger Vibes, Feminism, Femmes, Flat Shoes, Frat Girls.

G

G is for Gentleman Jack, Gay Clubs, Gluten Free, Gay Boys, Gay Porn, The G Spot, G Spot Toys.

H

H is for Houseplants, Harnesses, Hand Painting Old Pots, Hemp.

I

I is for Invisibility, It Gets Better, ‘Imp’ Haircuts.

J

J is for Jaqueline Wilson, Jealousy, Jodie Comer, Jail.

K

K is for Kappa Trousers, Kristen Stewart, Keeping in Touch with Your Ex, Karma, Kissing.

L

L is for Lesbian, Lezza, Lesbo, Lipstick, Lip Service.

M

M is for Mullets, Moving in After 3 Dates, Massages, MILFs, Mooncups.

N

N is for Nature Walks, Nipple Play, Nails (The nail test), "No, me and my girlfriend don't wanna have a threesome with you mate".

O

O is for Open Relationships, Organic Food, Orgasms (Studies show lesbian women are having more orgasms than straight women), Oral Sex.

P

P is for Piercings, Poetry, Papier Mache, Photography, Plants, Pride, Pubes, Period Anger.

Q

Q is for Queens (Pillow Queens), Queefing, Queen Latifah.

R

R is for Rabbit Vibes, Ru Paul (and being obsessed with at least one queen each season), Ruby Rose, Rimming.

S

S is for Strap Ons, Sharing Clothes, Sports, “She’s just a Tomboy”, Sourdough, Sylvia Plath, Sporty Spice, Sex Swings.

T

T is for Tattoos, Tegan & Sara, The L Word, TATU, Top or Bottom?

U

U is for U-Hauling, Undercuts, Uber Eats.

V

V is for Vaginas, Veganism, Vibrators, Vodka, Virginia Wolfe.

W

W is for Witches, Whips & Chains, Whitney Houston, Wanking.

X

X is for X-Rated, The XX.

Y

Y is for Yoga, “Your ex keeps giving me dirty looks”, Yams.

Z

Z is for Zucchini, Zayn Malik (there’s something about that gay).